By John Ployer As the 2019 federal election enters the final week, a new poll suggests that the “sweet release of death†has become Canada’s preferred choice for prime minister. In a new poll by Cadre Analytics, a plurality of […]
By John Ployer As the 2019 federal election enters the final week, a new poll suggests that the “sweet release of death†has become Canada’s preferred choice for prime minister. In a new poll by Cadre Analytics, a plurality of […]
By John Ployer As the UPEI Senate approved a fall reading week for students starting next year, the entire campus was equally surprised to see hundreds of angels descend from the sky singing in unison. The angels, floating down from […]
By: Colin Doran John Ployer is the VP Finance of the UPEISU. A recently leaked memo has revealed that Ployer spent $25,000 on character outfits for the game Fortnite. The purchase was hidden from council under the guise of a […]
By: Allison O’Brien CHARLOTTETOWN — The 2019 worldwide NIBS case competition will be hosted at the University of Prince Edward Island during the reading week break, the university confirmed Thursday. The prestigious competition will bring 16 undergraduate students from around the […]
By: Chelsea Perry Charlottetown is one of Canada’s safest cities, but alas, we all have to die someday. Based on your zodiac sign, how will you meet your demise at UPEI? Aries (March 21-April 19) Fearless leaders, Aries never miss […]
By: Nathan Hood CHARLOTTETOWN – The PEI Coalition for Roberts in Government is happy with the province’s continued inclusion of people named Robert in cabinet. “We are thrilled to see government recognize the unique perspectives and value provided by people […]
UPEI’s student newspaper The Cadre has won a JHM Award, presented by the Canadian University Press (CUP) to recognize excellence in Canadian student journalism. The Cadre won the award in the humour writing category for Nathan Hood’s piece “Stephen Harper […]
Once upon a time, in a land not that far away was a household of students with a perfect internet connection. The end. Well, not really. This story has a darker ending. I clearly recall squinting hard in the bright […]
WASHINGTON – United States President and noted respecter of the law Donald Trump is ruffling feathers in the White House, where he is contemplating the end of the annual turkey pardon according to a source close to the situation. The […]
Memes. Maymays. If you’ve come within fifty feet of the internet in the past ten years, you’re familiar with them, whether you know it or not. They saturate our news feeds with seemingly random images and videos that, when paired […]
After numerous failed attempts at overhauling the healthcare system that has drawn the ire of advocacy groups and celebrities alike, it’s clear why the American people have lost faith in the federal government. However, it appears that the executive branch […]
AFP PHOTO / BEN STANSALL OTTAWA – Stephen Harper has become increasingly nervous as conservatives continually fail to recognize that he is still the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada, according to sources close to the situation. The […]
Before I even get started here, I’d just like you to lower your expectations. If you’re looking for a researched-based guide to saving time, written by someone who actually has their life together and possesses effective time management skills, you’re […]
Most University students end up living with a roommate at one point or another… Maybe it’s in residence, maybe it’s in an apartment, maybe you’ve known the person for years, may you met them the day you arrived at your dorm. […]