By: Chelsea Perry Charlottetown is one of Canada’s safest cities, but alas, we all have to die someday. Based on your zodiac sign, how will you meet your demise at UPEI? Aries (March 21-April 19) Fearless leaders, Aries never miss […]
By: Chelsea Perry Charlottetown is one of Canada’s safest cities, but alas, we all have to die someday. Based on your zodiac sign, how will you meet your demise at UPEI? Aries (March 21-April 19) Fearless leaders, Aries never miss […]
By: Allison O’Brien Today is October 1, otherwise known as National Pumpkin Spice Day. Take a look around you. How many people do you see wearing blankets as scarves? How many people have you heard mention that the sun is […]
By: Nathan Hood CHARLOTTETOWN – After a bitter dispute that led to his defection from the Liberal Party caucus, now-Independent MLA Bush Dumville and Premier Wade MacLauchlan will attempt to settle their differences through a charity boxing match that’s being […]
By: Nathan Hood CHARLOTTETOWN – Two chimpanzees have been fired by UPEI after it received criticism for its delayed decision to close the university on January 23rd, The Cadre has learned. The chimpanzees were brought in from the Atlantic Veterinary […]
By: Nathan Hood CHARLOTTETOWN – The PEI Coalition for Roberts in Government is happy with the province’s continued inclusion of people named Robert in cabinet. “We are thrilled to see government recognize the unique perspectives and value provided by people […]
Once upon a time, in a land not that far away was a household of students with a perfect internet connection. The end. Well, not really. This story has a darker ending. I clearly recall squinting hard in the bright […]
WASHINGTON – United States President and noted respecter of the law Donald Trump is ruffling feathers in the White House, where he is contemplating the end of the annual turkey pardon according to a source close to the situation. The […]
Memes. Maymays. If you’ve come within fifty feet of the internet in the past ten years, you’re familiar with them, whether you know it or not. They saturate our news feeds with seemingly random images and videos that, when paired […]
After numerous failed attempts at overhauling the healthcare system that has drawn the ire of advocacy groups and celebrities alike, it’s clear why the American people have lost faith in the federal government. However, it appears that the executive branch […]
