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Trump Contemplates Ending Annual Turkey Pardon: Report

WASHINGTON - United States President and noted respecter of the law Donald Trump is ruffling feathers in the White House, where he is contemplating the end of the annual turkey pardon according to a source close to the situation.  ... Continue Reading →

This Was The Moment Pitbull Truly Became President

After numerous failed attempts at overhauling the healthcare system that has drawn the ire of advocacy groups and celebrities alike, it’s clear why the American people have lost faith in the federal government. However, it appears that the executive branch... Continue Reading →

Stephen Harper Increasingly Nervous As Conservatives Fail to Notice Disguise

AFP PHOTO / BEN STANSALL   OTTAWA - Stephen Harper has become increasingly nervous as conservatives continually fail to recognize that he is still the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada, according to sources close to the situation.  ... Continue Reading →

A Procrastinator’s Guide to Saving Time

Before I even get started here, I’d just like you to lower your expectations. If you’re looking for a researched-based guide to saving time, written by someone who actually has their life together and possesses effective time management skills, you’re... Continue Reading →

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